Player: <npc name> quest
NPC: huh?
Player: I say <npc name> QUEST!!!!
NPC: AAA! Quest! You want take my quest?
Player: Yes, you little <cenzored> Give Me Your Quest!
NPC: What Quest?
Player: Arrrghhh!!! I Kill You, SUNOFGMs!
NPC:Kill me??? No!!! You must kill <another npc name>! This is your quest! Bring me his head! Understand me?
Player: Yes, I understand. Ok, now I'll go to perform this quest for You.
NPC: What Quest?
Player: Arrrghhh!!!!! I'll kill you!!!
NPC: huh?
*You see Player atacking NPC*
NPC: Guards... guards??? Guards!!!!!! where are you?
*You see guards killing Player*
Player: OooOOOoOOOoOOO
NPC: huh?